SPOILERS!!! Don’t go further if you haven’t seen Skyfall yet!!!

Me talking to my grandfather about how long it’s been since the last movie came out (I MEAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! THAT’S THE LONGEST HIATUS IN JAMES BOND HISTORY!!!!!)

OMYGOD! Just. I CAN’T. When the MGM lion roared his heart out for me, welcoming me home into the arms of James Bond, my childhood, my family legacy, MY LIFE!

The opening sequence with Adele’s song!

James Bond with a 3 month scruff on his face.

Judi Dench as M being all sassy with Bond. “Well you’re bloody hell not sleeping here.”

Q.

No words but wonderful attention for my vodka martini, shaken, not stirred. And talk about exploding pens. And an introduction. Bond, James Bond, my friends. Cause I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, writers!

Heyyyyyyy, SEXY LADIES. 3 Bond girls overall in the movie! Get it, James! OWWOOWWWW!

Javier as Mr. Silva.

That fucking introduction scene between Mr. Silva and James! LIKE O. MY. GOD.

AND JAMES BOND’S RESPONSE TO THAT. “What makes you think I haven’t.”

Mr. Silva pulling out his teeth.

Skyfall Manor. Like what even!? IS THAT A CHILDHOOD!? HIM!? AND A CHILDHOOD!??? My initial reaction.

But then I grew to appreciate it.

When Mr. Silva fucking did what he did to the Aston Martin.

M.

But M again! I kind of saw that coming, but still I was all like,

Moneypenny!!!! I DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING THOUGH!!!

JUST THAT WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!

Guys, it was just so beautiful. And badass. And I just wanted to cry because of it’s epicness.

Guys. I can’t even.

GO SEE THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!